Dear Pinched Nerve in My Neck,
Please stop being pinched. It's hurting me. It's also rendering me unable to do certain things. Like write. Or hold my head up without pain. Or eat soup. Do you know how hard it is to eat soup when you can't tilt your neck down? Really difficult. And I really like soup.
So, please unpinch yourself if you can. It would be much appreciated.
Love You Lots,